Monday, June 20, 2011

The Tragic Demise of Phoney the Crackberry

Well I always told ppl, don't give me expensive and pricey shit...but no one listens.
We are all gathered here today to honour the short, but beautiful life of Phoney...the crackberry. It was yesterday at approx. 7 or 8 o'clock, when the poor little mobile spaz bot when through his usual routine of offering me music while I shower. When I reached out to turn it off as I always do, he decided that he didn't like it and quit.
It was a long few hours trying to save him, but I think he's reached the last leg of his technological journey.

All I ask of you is to give your respects for this brave little musical device/alarm clock/camera/phone :( He will be dearly missed...

~Squeezy~

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