Another One of These

What would you do if a blind guy/girl started hitting on you?
Slowly walk away :| lol nah just kidding I’d go along with it :P

Single or Taken?
Single and staying that way

Ever been in a fight?
Lots, which do you want to hear about?

If so with who and did you win? And did you use your fists or a weapon?
Ohhh that type of fight…nevermind never been in a fight >.>

Do you get in trouble for things you didn't do?
I usually do them so no

What would you do if you found out your bestfriend were gay?
Treat them the same way I treated them before I knew.

Would you still hang out with them or ditch them and stop talking to them completely?
I’d still hang out with them

If you could speak 3 different languages, what would they be?
Italian, Japanese and German

What would you rather have been named? Or do you like your name?
I wish my name was really Squeezy B Jones D:

Country you've most wanted to visit?
GERMANY DAMN IT!

Would you hit your friend if you found out that he/she were going with your bf/gf?
I’d do something better; ignore both of them entirely

You and your friends are bored? What do you do?
youtube

Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive?
yep

Are you addicted to anything?
coffee

What songs stuck in your head?
Tangled-I See The Light

Are you sporty or just pure lazy?
I’d say I fluctuated from time to time

When was the last time you went to a party?
Wednesday

Was it any good?
Yep

What is the point of life?
To live like you were dying

Do you hate Twilight as much as I do?
I really don’t give a shit, to each their own

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Juno, but she’s not a person.

Ever had a prank go wrong?
nope

Ever tried to outrun a bus?
Now why would I try to do that? :S

If you were to jump out of your bedroom window right now, would you get badly injured?
Back at my mom’s no because I’d have to crawl out of my window to get out and then I’d be on the ground, here I don’t have a real room yet but if I jumped out the window I’d probably die :P

What's the stupidest thing you've done?
Ummmm, probably a lot of things

Do you wanna try sky diving? I know I do?
NO 

Ever smart mouthed at a cop?
nah

Ever been held in jail for a night?
nope

If so what could you have possibly done?
no

Wanna try bungee jumping?
As much as I want to sky dive

One word to descibe yourself?
Weird

To describe your friends?
amazing

What do you think is at the bottom of the rainbow?
A pink unicorn riding a purple elephant while he eats peanuts and talks to a mouse

Would you save a child if it meant possibly being killed yourself?
Well…no comment

What do you have planned for the weekend?
Shopping

Would you talk to a stranger on the internet?
Yeah, but they usually last five minutes before they creep me out and I close the chat box.

What's on your mind right now?
I need a job

You wake up as the opposite sex, what's the first thing you do?
Take a shower :P

When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thought runs through your head?
Holy puff ball

Are you hungry? I know I am?
nope

Turn around, what do you see?
A wall

Can you lick your elbow?
no

Ever been attacked by a dog?
If I was attacked by one I wouldn’t have one or focus a career on dog grooming

What do you think of weddings?
Fun to watch, never happening to me

If you could make anyone disappear, who would it be?
many

Do you have an interesting scar?
nope

If so, how'd you get it?


Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
no

Have you ever had a 'kick me' sign stuck to your back and didn't know?
nope

Did you ever begged your parents for a pony when you were little?
Lol yes, but it was a black horse, not a pony XD

Something you regret?
Not studying hard enough in high school

Last concert you went to?
Hedley

Who is the last person that made you cry?
Can’t say

Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
Not really

Type your name, only using your elbow!
Ju3ehjnjhn8fgtre4r5

Are you purposely irratating?
I try :D

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Probably not

Ever lost anything down the toilet?
no

What comes to mind when I say 'CABBAGE'?
Patch kids :D

If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do?
Oh you don’t want to do that, you won’t like me when I’m angry *Turns green*

Have you had any broken bones?
nope

Do you know all the words to your National Anthem?
yeah

Ever crawled through somebody elses window?
Yeah XD when I was maybe six or seven and it was to get into my neighbors house so I could unlock their door for them

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
BLACK

Do you find Russell Brand funny or irratating? Or both?
Who now?

Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
nope

Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
no

Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
yeah

Did you just sing them to make sure?
no

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
A pebble

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
I think

In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
Tootsie Pop chocolate

How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
About an hour, two if I’m just getting up

Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
fly

When’ s the last time you showered?
An hour ago :D

If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
Yeah

Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Couch at the moment but I think a double at my mom’s

Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Um I think a friend of mine

Are they a good driver in your opinion?
-_-

Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Ostrich, sheep or evil

Do fish make good pets?
Yes

What colour is you hair?
Light brown

Is that your natural hair colour?
Yeah

Do you have any weird phobias?
Of large crowds

Do you have a crush on anyone?
Nope

Are you a happy person?
Yeah

Do you sing like no-one is watching/listening?
Yesh…when no one is watching or listening

Do you swear often?
yep

What do you think of your friends?
They’re the best :)

~Squeezy~